| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 2X Shirt | — | $25.00 |
| 3X Shirt | — | $25.00 |
| Bbq Sauce | — | $4.50 |
| Bumper Sticker | — | $4.00 |
| Carrot Cake Bread Pudding | — | $10.00 |
| Chili Mayo | Chili crisp and mayo | $2.00 |
| Falafel Shawarma | 3 pieces of fried falafel, pickles, brined onions, tahini dressing, curly endive and herbs on pita | $16.00 |
| Falafel Snack | 2 croquettes, tahini sauce, pickled beets. | $7.50 |
| Fancy Sauce | It's a very fancy sauce, made with mayo and ketchup. | $0.75 |
| Full Order Fries | Waffles fries, dusted with our house seasoning blend | $6.00 |
| Halvah | — | $7.00 |
| Hummus | Hummus, pita, veggies | $7.50 |
| Kafta | — | $16.00 |
| Large Shirt! | — | $20.00 |
| Lb Of Chix | — | $17.00 |
| Lil Cheese | — | $8.00 |
| Medium Shirt! | — | $20.00 |
| Salad | Curly endive, charred cabbage, coconut ranch, herbs. | $11.00 |
| Scream Cheese N Jelly | — | $7.00 |
| Shawarma | Anavery Farms chicken, toum, pickles, brined onions, herbs, pita. | $15.00 |
| Small Fry | — | $3.50 |
| Small Shirt! | — | $20.00 |
| Smashburger | Polish Heritage Farm pork, sharp cheese, pickles, potato roll. | $14.00 |
| Tahini Dressing | Tahini (sesame paste), oat milk | $2.00 |
| The Samwise | A big bite of childhood. Peanut butter, fried bananas, marshmallow fluff, sourdough bread. Pure nostalgia. | $10.00 |
| Toum | Garlic emulsion | $2.00 |
| Vegan Stir Fry Shawarma | Grilled cabbage, mushroom, and carrots, soy sauce, garlic, ginger, sesame oil, cilantro, lettuce, cucumber, peanuts, and an herby coconut vinaigrette. | $16.00 |
| XL Shirt | — | $25.00 |