La Picaña Grill Wynwood

Ander Egurrola

2 months ago

★★★★★

am extremely disappointed. I just paid seventy seven dollars and left every single dish untouched. That alone should tell you everything. We ordered pork belly, three beef empanadas, two picanhas with maduros and fries, and two sodas. Every single item was horrible. The picanha was nothing but fat. Not marbling. Not balance. Just slabs of plain fat on two plates. No real meat at all. The pork belly was the same thing. Pure fat, badly fried, greasy, and disgusting. No actual meat, just fat everywhere. The empanadas were awful. On top of being poorly made, they had an extremely strong and unpleasant seasoning. Completely over the top. The seasoning was so aggressive and bad that it ruined the empanadas entirely. It tasted wrong and overpowering. The steak was so badly prepared that I honestly do not even know how to describe it. Undercooked, full of fat, poorly cut, and completely inedible. The fries were stale, cold, and tasted old. Nothing was fresh. Nothing was done properly. Service was garbage and only made the experience worse. I had to ask for utensils. I had to remind the waiter to bring the sodas because he forgot. No follow up, no attention, no urgency, no care at all. Completely disorganized and careless service from start to finish. At the end, I left all the food exactly as it came. I clearly told them I was leaving everything because it was disgusting. And they still charged me the full seventy seven dollars. No effort to fix anything. No accountability. No professionalism. This was one of the worst dining experiences I have had in a long time. Horrible food, horrible execution, and horrible service. Save your money and go literally anywhere else.

Gianfranco

3 months ago

★★★★★

I love this spot so much better than most high end restaurants in Miami. The chef is top tier and the service is impeccable.

Coy Harris

5 months ago

★★★★★

I got the quest cachapa and the pollo empanada! Both were suuuper tasty and filling!