| Item | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| "The" Noah Burger | — | $0.00 |
| 3AM Tacos | — | $16.50 |
| After 9 Bucket | — | $21.50 |
| Asian Fried Rice | — | $14.00 |
| Beer | — | $9.50 |
| Blueberry Pancakes With Fried Chicken | — | $0.00 |
| Brunch Charge | — | $51.50 |
| Brûlée Old Fashioned | — | $21.50 |
| Buena Vida | — | $18.50 |
| Burrata | — | $17.50 |
| Caesar Salad | — | $13.50 |
| Caipirinha | — | $14.50 |
| Carrot Cake | — | $6.50 |
| Casamigos Blanco | — | $16.50 |
| Casamigos Reposado | — | $17.50 |
| Chicken Mac & Cheese | — | $0.00 |
| Chorizo Al Diablo | — | $15.50 |
| Citrus Shrimp Ceviche | — | $19.50 |
| Classic Fries | — | $6.50 |
| Corona | — | $7.50 |
| Corona Bucket | — | $36.50 |
| Cosmopolitan | — | $16.50 |
| Crème Brûlée Martini | — | $15.50 |
| Cupid's Kiss | — | $17.50 |
| D'ussé | — | $16.50 |
| D'ussé VSOP | — | $151.50 |
| Dessert For Two | — | $0.00 |
| Don Julio Blanco | — | $151.50 |
| Don Julio Reposado | — | $151.50 |
| Eggs Benedict | — | $0.00 |
| El Patron Roll | — | $21.50 |
| Empanadas | — | $8.50 |
| Espresso Martini | — | $15.50 |
| Espressotini | — | $17.50 |
| Ex-Presso | — | $17.50 |
| Flan | — | $6.50 |
| Flor De Samba | — | $17.50 |
| Frank White | — | $17.50 |
| Fresh Fruit Sangria | — | $0.00 |
| Fresh Peach Ice Tea | — | $15.50 |
| Fried Plantains | — | $9.50 |
| Golden Sky | — | $20.50 |
| Grandma's Meatballs | — | $17.50 |
| Heineken | — | $7.50 |
| Heineken Bucket | — | $36.50 |
| Hennessy VS | — | $151.50 |
| Hennessy VS Sangria | — | $0.00 |
| Hennessy VSOP | — | $20.50 |
| House Salad | — | $9.50 |
| House Sangria | — | $0.00 |
| House Tequila | — | $11.50 |
| House Vodka | — | $9.50 |
| Just Your Regular Calamari | — | $19.50 |
| Lady In Red | — | $17.50 |
| Lemon Drop Martini | — | $15.50 |
| Lobster Bisque | — | $13.50 |
| Long Island Ice Tea | — | $17.50 |
| Lychee Martini | — | $15.50 |
| Mac Attack | — | $14.50 |
| Malibu Baybreeze | — | $16.50 |
| Margarita | — | $3.50 |
| Martini | — | $16.50 |
| Modelo | — | $7.50 |
| Modelo Bucket | — | $36.50 |
| Mojito | — | $3.50 |
| Moscow Mule | — | $15.50 |
| Moët Impérial (Brut) | — | $151.50 |
| Moët Nectar Impérial | — | $151.50 |
| Negroni | — | $13.50 |
| New York Strip | — | $42.50 |
| Noah's Kiss | — | $17.50 |
| Not So Regular House Tower | — | $151.50 |
| Not So Regular Premium Tower | — | $201.50 |
| Old Fashioned | — | $15.50 |
| Pan-Seared Salmon | — | $36.50 |
| Patrón Silver | — | $14.50 |
| Peligrosa | — | $21.50 |
| Per Person Charge | — | $36.50 |
| Pink French 75 | — | $17.50 |
| Piña Colada | — | $15.50 |
| Plantain Silk Roll | — | $19.50 |
| Poland Spring Water | — | $6.50 |
| Pretty Good Sliders | — | $16.50 |
| Quesadillas | — | $14.00 |
| Red Velvet Cake | — | $6.50 |
| Regular House Tower | — | $101.50 |
| Regular Premium Tower | — | $126.50 |
| Remy Martin VSOP Sangria | — | $0.00 |
| Rice & Beans | — | $11.50 |
| Rum & Reckless | — | $17.50 |
| Rum Shot | — | $6.50 |
| Sex On The Beach | — | $16.50 |
| Shishito Peppers | — | $12.50 |
| Shrimp Ceviche Hangover | — | $0.00 |
| Some Wings | — | $15.50 |
| Soup Of The Day | — | $9.50 |
| Spice Girl Margarita | — | $17.50 |
| Standard Shots | — | $11.50 |
| Strawberry Cheesecake | — | $6.50 |
| Strawberry Daiquiri | — | $15.50 |
| Stuffed Chicken | — | $29.50 |
| Tacos (3) & Margarita (1) | — | $11.50 |
| Tequila Shot | — | $6.50 |
| The Noah Burger | — | $23.50 |
| The Steak & Eggs | — | $0.00 |
| Tiramisu | — | $6.50 |
| Tiramisu Martini | — | $17.50 |
| Tito's | — | $11.50 |
| Top Shelf Shots | — | $13.50 |
| Toxic Port | — | $17.50 |
| Tres Leches | — | $6.50 |
| Truffle Parmesan Fries | — | $11.50 |
| Vegetables | — | $11.50 |
| Vodka Shot | — | $6.50 |
| Weekend Empanadas | — | $0.00 |
| Whiskey Shot | — | $6.50 |