About - Theo's Diner
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Amenities and More
Offerings
- Coffee
- Comfort food
- Healthy options
- Quick bite
- Small plates
Accessibility
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
- Wheelchair accessible restroom
- Wheelchair accessible seating
Atmosphere
- Casual
- Cozy
- Quiet
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First time here and the food and staff did not disappoint everything was amazing I dont give 5 stars often but we'll worth it here absolutely must recommend if you are looking for breakfast as its all we tried so far but will be coming back
Apparently, to eat here, you need to be at least 70 years old or have a secret handshake I wasn’t taught at the town meeting. My wife, toddler and I sat down, got our drinks, and then promptly phased out of this dimension. Two groups of regulars walked in after us, were greeted by name, and had their orders taken before we could even make eye contact with a human being. I actually had to check my own pulse to see if I died in the parking lot and was just haunting the booth. It’s a real bummer because we live right here in Newville and were looking for a 'home' spot. I guess we’ll just stay in the shadow realm until we age another four decades and learn the secret password. Maybe we'll try again at a later date. Much later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Try to get there before rush hour breakfast! Lovely and kind servers. Tasty and typical American diner with a homey feeling. Lots of people knew each other for the small town feel